Honesty is the best policy except when a lie will save my ass.

I couldn't figure out what to post about myself but after reading an old Facebook survey I figured this pretty much sums it up with a few changes to make it current.

Facebook Survey by Jamie Lynn Veraldi
1. Will you answer every question honestly? ~ Yeah Honesty is the best policy except when a lie will save my ass.

2. Have you ever punched anyone in the face? ~ Does a highheel or cooking pot count?

4. Who makes you laugh no matter what? ~ funny as shit people.

5. Have you kissed anyone on the lips within the past five hours? ~ how about 5 weeks, months, years?

6. Who was the last person you talked to?~ My attack specialist

7. What do you dislike at the moment? ~ having to get off the computer to drive into town to spend money I prefer to hoard.

8. How did you meet the closest friends you have now? ~ other friends, parties, work, dog sports

HARDER. (oh Baby!)

1. Do you get butterflies around the guy you like? ~ how about hot flashes?

2. Do you think it is bad to have sex at your age? ~ only when the neighbours hear

3. Will you get married? ~ Yes sometime after this 20 + year engagement ceases


2. Would you change yourself for the person you love? ~ of course, as long as it is not mentally, phsyically or temperamently ... maybe my spelling?

3. If you could, would you take an ex back? ~ no fucking way, they are ex's for a reason.


1. When did you last cry? ~ after my last Dr appointment

2. Do you believe in religion? ~ I religiously believe in Beer and Chips

3. When was the last time you fell asleep with a girl? ~ too long ago to remember

4. What is currently on your mind? ~ if I find it I will tell you

6. Has a guy ever seriously punched you more than once? ~ not after I hit him in the face with a cooking pot, sent him to jail for 6 months dumped his ass and had a few friends have a "chat with him"


1. Have you done bad things with your parents near by? ~ yes

3. Did you ever fail the school year? ~ no

4. Have you ever been too drunk to remember a certain night? ~ er maybe, I can't remember


1. Do you think you were raised well? ~ yeah except for the occassional hairbrush smacked across the top of my head

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE? ~ I'm not telling

3. How do you handle stress? ~ you can handle stress?

4. How would you spend your last day alive? ~ beer and BBQ with friends and family

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscious? ~ guilty as sin

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other, which one would you take? ~ sheesh not answering, that would ruin my image!

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with? ~ I only wish!!!

8. If you had to choose between having one family member dying or 5 of your closest friends die who would you pick? ~ stupid fucking question..

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? ~ another SFQ


1. Do you think you know the meaning of love? ~ there is meaning?

3. Whats the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? ~ ME

4. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them? ~ Bahaha ha, roflmao...wait...pmsl....oh oh...snort snarkle....I can't.....giggle stop ...lmao!


9. What do you do when you have a bad day? ~ make life hell for everyone else

10. Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"? ~ most are

11. Who messaged you last? ~ my attack specialist

12. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? ~ I'll get right on that

13. If you could pack up and leave your life now to move away, would you? ~ plane train or automobile?

15. Are you quick to start a fight? ~ ask my attack specialist

16. Do your parents really know YOU? ~ as if

17. Lyrics stuck in your head? ~ oh great thanks a lot!


1. What Curse Word Do You Use The Most? ~ bastard if happy, prick if angry, Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck allot, crap there goes my image

2. Do You Own An iPod? ~ whats an ipod?

3. Do You Ever Take Medication To Help You Fall Asleep? ~ sleep? what the hell is sleep?

4. Do You Prefer Regular Or Chocolate Milk? ~ CHOCOLATE!!!

5. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks? ~ TIMMIES!

6. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back? ~ Of course

7. Is Anyone In Love With You? ~ would hope so

8. Ever Cry In Public? ~ to my everlasting shame

9. Are You Currently Wanting Any Piercings Or Tattoos: now that I am old enough not to regret it I'm also old enough that if I put one on my ass I'd find it on my ankle next year.

11. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos? ~ as long as he is sexy, funny and rich!

12. Do You Pay Attention To The Calories In The Package/Box? ~ only on what I feed the furry herd

13. Do You Use Sarcasm? ~ Me? never...

14. Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite? ~ depends on which sex happens to not be currently pissing me off

16. How Did You Get One Of Your Scars? ~ from a great big scalpel in the hands of a sadistic creep masquerading as a doctor.